LoL Translator - Chinese Whispers

Chinese Whispers takes a bit of text and translates it into another language and back to English. As you could imagine, the results are not always what you would expect;) See below for some examples of what happens when you use this app...

***SAMPLES***
Laura, I dont want to go out with you any more. Ive just had enough of this . You kiss like a cold wet fish. John.
***Translates to***
Laura, I do not need to go out more. I was enough. Kiss the rain like a fish in the cold. John.

Taking the dog for a walk before my mother-in-law comes over for dinner.
***Translates to***
Began to shoot the dog in front of my mother-in-laws dinner stroll.

I can have a cheeseburger? Super size me!
***Translates to***
Do I have to eat the cheese? Supasaizumi!

Its been a hard days night and Ive been working like a dog.
***Translates to***
Im hard like a dog and this is the one night.

We are one, but we are many. I am, you are, we are Australian.
***Translates to***
We are now one one one one one one one one one one one one there. In addition, we were in Australia.

God Save the Queen
God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
***Translates to***
God of their queen,
queen of the royal Queen,
God is long-term storage of the gods
is an elegant place to live for the Queen!